May 21, 2013 
No matter how interesting or endearing a story is
It will not win the internet.
Nor will it break the internet.
You. should. not. write. sentences. like. this.
It. is. annoying.
No more shout outs to your peeps, please.
When people die, do not start talking Latin. ‘Vale’ this and ‘vale’ that. It. Is. Pretentious.
Please stop hearting people.
And no more hands in the shape of love hearts atop a woman’s belly.
SWTA – stop with the acronyms.
SOTASOWHTGT — some of them are so obscure we have to google them.
If you don’t stop, may you RWYS. Google it.
For the love of God, PLEASE STOP TALKING ABOUT RYAN GOSLING!
And if you continue with the spelling mistakes,
I will definately loose alot of respect for you.
Stop referring to your everyday concerns as First World Problems
(there is nothing shallow about discussing the excessive amount of froth on your cappuccino).
Among all this, try to remember that cat memes will always be cool.
Selfies by cats are even cooler.
The Bowditch Pitch 
Howdy! Would you mind if I share your blog with my facebook group?
There’s a lot of people that I think would really appreciate your content.
Please let me know. Thanks